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MediaWiki

2026-05-02T07:51:52Z

Plznocopyrightstrike: Created page with "= The UwU Tale of MediaWiki (aka: why it hates you but also loves you… kinda 💔✨) = Once upon a time, in the chaotic wilds of the early internet 🌐, some brave nerds said: “what if everyone could edit everything?? :3” And thus, MediaWiki was born ✨🐣✨ It grew up to power Wikipedia, the big brain encyclopedia where millions of humans argue politely about commas and history 🧠📚 And then… it met you. ---- == 🌸 Chapter 1: You, an innocent l..."

= The UwU Tale of MediaWiki (aka: why it hates you but also loves you… kinda 💔✨) =

Once upon a time, in the chaotic wilds of the early internet 🌐, some brave nerds said:

“what if everyone could edit everything?? :3”

And thus, MediaWiki was born ✨🐣✨

It grew up to power Wikipedia, the big brain encyclopedia where millions of humans argue politely about commas and history 🧠📚

And then… it met you.

----

== 🌸 Chapter 1: You, an innocent little user uwu ==

You arrive like:

<blockquote>
hewwo!! i just wanna make a cute template 🥺👉👈
</blockquote>

MediaWiki looks at you.

MediaWiki blinks.

MediaWiki hands you:

* <code><nowiki>{{{like this}}}</nowiki></code> 🌀
* <code><nowiki>[[like this]]</nowiki></code> 📦
* <code><nowiki>{{#if:what:is:this}}</nowiki></code> ❓
* Lua modules written in ancient wizard language 🔮

and says:

<blockquote>
good luck 💖
</blockquote>

----

== 🌧️ Chapter 2: The First Error Message ==

You try something simple.

It explodes.

<pre>
Error 1
</pre>

No explanation. No hint. Just vibes.

You sit there like 😐

MediaWiki sits there like 😌

The universe continues spinning.

----

== 💖 Chapter 3: Why it’s like this (spoiler: not for you, bestie) ==

MediaWiki wasn’t made to be cute and friendly like your favorite comfy game 🎮🌸

It was made to survive THIS:

* millions of edits per day ✏️
* bots doing weird robot things 🤖
* trolls trying to break everything 💀
* people editing pages from 2005 that must NEVER break 🪦

So instead of being like:

<blockquote>
hi user!! let me help u 🥺
</blockquote>

it’s more like:

<blockquote>
if you survive, you deserve to be here.
</blockquote>

very gatekeep. very girlboss.

----

== 🧸 Chapter 4: The Syntax… oh no… ==

Normal software:
<blockquote>
click button → thing happens ✨
</blockquote>

MediaWiki:
<blockquote>
<code><nowiki>{{Template|param1=value|param2={{#if:suffering|yes|no}}}}</nowiki></code>
</blockquote>

You:
<blockquote>
what does this mean 😭
</blockquote>

MediaWiki:
<blockquote>
interpret it spiritually 💫
</blockquote>

----

== 🌀 Chapter 5: Infinite Power, Infinite Confusion ==

Here’s the cursed truth:

MediaWiki can do almost anything.

Like actually:

* dynamic layouts 🧱
* logic systems 🧠
* random image generators 🎲
* full-on scripting with Lua 🐍

But instead of one clean way…

there are 17 ways, and 14 of them are haunted 👻

So you end up like:

<blockquote>
why does THIS template work but THIS one doesn’t??
</blockquote>

Answer: ancient magic ✨ (and also whitespace. it’s always whitespace.)

----

== 💔 Chapter 6: Documentation (aka emotional damage) ==

You go read the docs.

They say:

<blockquote>
simply use Scribunto.
</blockquote>

simply.

S I M P L Y.

You don’t know what that is.

You click.

Now you’re reading about Lua environments and module exports like you accidentally enrolled in a computer science degree 🎓

----

== 🌙 Chapter 7: The Transformation Arc ==

Something changes.

You suffer enough.

You debug enough.

You stare at enough brackets.

And one day…

you write something like:

<pre>
{{#if:{{{param|}}}|it works!!|it broke!!}}
</pre>

and it actually works.

You sit there.

Quiet.

Powerful.

A little unhinged.

----

== ✨ Chapter 8: You become one of them ==

You start saying things like:

* oh yeah just use a module for that
* that’s a parser limitation
* did you purge the cache?

You used to be normal.

Now you’re… a MediaWiki user.

I’m sorry.

----

== 💞 Final Thoughts (tsundere edition) ==

MediaWiki is not friendly.

It is not cute.

It will not hold your hand.

But…

it lets you build absurd, powerful, ridiculous things that shouldn’t even be possible in a wiki.

And once you tame it?

You kind of love it.

Not in a healthy way.

But still.

----

Now go break something with triple braces again. That seems to be your natural habitat. 🫠

Goyslop

2026-05-02T00:09:47Z

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Goyslop, also known as the big slop, is soulless content online, it represents the idea of ze new world order on the sharty gone wrong, and then we got raided and dox now.
THank you for tuning in!

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Category:Gems

2026-05-02T00:05:07Z

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Systemd

2026-05-02T00:04:38Z

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Init system commonly used in the operating system GNU/Linux.

An init system is started by the kernel at boot and is basically a manager for all your managers. It initializes the system, starts services, etc.

[[File:systemd.png|Systemd]]

= The hate =
This fuckass init system is SO bloated first of all.

And second, it doesn't even do just an init system??????? I understand why people might want something to do them all but getting an init system, logging software, etc. for everything that bro does is equivalent of like 10% of its size.

It doesn't follow the philosophy of Unix: "Do one thing and do it well"

[[File:gemini-roasting-systemd.png|Gemini roasting Systemd]]

Also, it has been proven by OoozieWiki SPECIALISTS that Systemd is known to have a LOT of [[goyslop]] embbebed in it, such as the user session manager which is true unbased albanian jewish propaganda

= Recommendations =

Go use based [[runit]] or something

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2026-05-02T00:03:51Z

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Template:Gem

2026-05-01T23:59:35Z

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2026-05-01T23:58:59Z

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2026-05-01T23:58:34Z

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2026-05-01T23:30:11Z

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2026-05-01T23:29:47Z

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2026-05-01T23:29:19Z

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2026-05-01T23:28:15Z

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2026-05-01T23:26:51Z

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2026-05-01T23:21:31Z

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== Summary ==
strategy, execution, success

Systemd

2026-05-01T23:13:42Z

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Init system commonly used in the operating system GNU/Linux.

An init system is started by the kernel at boot and is basically a manager for all your managers. It initializes the system, starts services, etc.

[[File:systemd.png|Systemd]]

= The hate =
This fuckass init system is SO bloated first of all.

And second, it doesn't even do just an init system??????? I understand why people might want something to do them all but getting an init system, logging software, etc. for everything that bro does is equivalent of like 10% of its size.

It doesn't follow the philosophy of Unix: "Do one thing and do it well"

[[File:gemini-roasting-systemd.png|Gemini roasting Systemd]]

Also, it has been proven by OoozieWiki SPECIALISTS that Systemd is known to have a LOT of [[goyslop]] embbebed in it, such as the user session manager which is true unbased albanian jewish propaganda

= Recommendations =

Go use based [[runit]] or something

Goyslop

2026-05-01T21:14:53Z

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Goyslop, also known as the big slop, is soulless content online, it represents the idea of ze new world order on the sharty gone wrong, and then we got raided and dox now.
THank you for tuning in!

MediaWiki:Evilwarning

2026-05-01T21:05:06Z

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You're evil!!! Don't try to make a certified hood classic!!!!

Main Page

2026-05-01T20:49:27Z

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<h1><strong>Welcome to OoozieWiki, The shittiest wiki you'll see in your life!</strong></h1>
[[File:B4c9049d835fba37931a2753d0620714-1824309527.jpg|left|80px]]
<p><strong>Every article on this wiki was either made by mashing keys on a keyboard or just straight up stolen. :)</strong></p>
<p>Oh yeah btw, the hoster of this wiki is not able to change the logo, so we need a coder. We are hiring and we'll give 10 peanuts if you can do it and it works. [solved]</p>
<p>We promise none of your data will be leaked or sold to anyone, except if a goyim company pays us.</p>
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Main Page

2026-05-01T19:58:31Z

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<h1><strong>Welcome to OoozieWiki, The shittiest wiki you'll see in your life!</strong></h1>
[[File:B4c9049d835fba37931a2753d0620714-1824309527.jpg|left|80px]]
<p><strong>Every article on this wiki was either made by mashing keys on a keyboard or just straight up stolen. :)</strong></p>
<p>Oh yeah btw, the hoster of this wiki is not able to change the logo, so we need a coder. We are hiring and we'll give 10 peanuts if you can do it and it works.</p>
<p>We promise none of your data will be leaked or sold to anyone, except if a goyim company pays us.</p>
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Main Page

2026-05-01T19:57:10Z

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<h1><strong>Welcome to OoozieWiki, The shittiest wiki you'll see in your life!</strong></h1>
[[File:B4c9049d835fba37931a2753d0620714-1824309527.jpg|left|80px]]
<p><strong>Every article on this wiki was either made by mashing keys on a keyboard or just straight up stolen. :)</strong></p>
<p>Oh yeah btw, the hoster of this wiki is not able to change the logo, so we need a coder. We are hiring and we'll give 10 peanuts if you can do it and it works.</p>
<p>We promise none of your data will be leaked or sold to anyone, except if a Chinese company pays us.</p>
</div>

Main Page

2026-05-01T19:56:45Z

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<h1><strong>Welcome to OoozieWiki, The shittiest wiki you'll see in your life!</strong></h1>
<p><strong>Every article on this wiki was either made by mashing keys on a keyboard or just straight up stolen. :)</strong></p>
<p>Oh yeah btw, the hoster of this wiki is not able to change the logo, so we need a coder. We are hiring and we'll give 10 peanuts if you can do it and it works.</p>
<p>We promise none of your data will be leaked or sold to anyone, except if a Chinese company pays us.</p>
</div>

Main Page

2026-05-01T19:54:08Z

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<h1><strong>Welcome to OoozieWiki, The shittiest wiki you'll see in your life!</strong></h1>
<p><strong>Every article on this wiki was either made by mashing keys on a keyboard or just straight up stolen. :)</strong></p>
<p>Oh yeah btw, the hoster of this wiki is not able to change the logo, so we need a coder. We are hiring and we'll give 10 peanuts if you can do it and it works.</p>
<p>We promise none of your data will be leaked or sold to anyone, except if a Chinese company pays us.</p>
</div>

Main Page

2026-05-01T19:53:00Z

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<h1><strong>Welcome to OoozieWiki, The shittiest wiki you'll see in your life!</strong></h1>

<p><strong>
Every article on this wiki was either made by mashing keys on a keyboard or just straight up stolen. :)
</strong></p>

<p>
Oh yeah btw, the hoster of this wiki is not able to change the logo, so we need a coder. We are hiring and we'll give 10 peanuts if you can do it and it works.
</p>

<p>
We promise none of your data will be leaked or sold to anyone, except if a Chinese company pays us.
</p>

</div>

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2026-05-01T19:51:21Z

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2026-05-01T19:50:40Z

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<h1><strong>Welcome to OoozieWiki, The shittiest wiki you'll see in your life!</strong></h1>
<strong>Every article on this wiki was either made by mashing keys on a keyboard or just straight up stolen. :)</strong>
<p>Oh yeah btw, the hoster of this wiki is retarded so he can't change the logo we need a coder plz we are hiring and we'll give 10 peanuts if you can do it and if it works</p>
<p>We promise none of your data will be leaked or sold to anyone, except if a Chinesse company pays us.</p>

Template:FreeRobux

2026-05-01T15:12:58Z

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2026-05-01T15:11:50Z

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Free robux

2026-05-01T10:27:14Z

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Hello everyone, and today we will explore 6000 completely legitimate, definitely real, not at all questionable methods to obtain Robux.

1. Hacking
Yes! Hacking is bad! We know it, but sometimes, when it's for the free robux.. It's alright.
In order to hak for free robux, please do the command below in your command line!
`git clone https://github.com/BlackShotMemes/Free-Robux-2021-BuxGen.exe`
it will let you get many robux!
This will open 300 tabs and play “FREE ROBUX 100% WORKING” at maximum volume. You deserve it for trusting this.

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4. Get a job.
Please.
No.
Help.
No.

Free robux

2026-05-01T10:26:55Z

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Hello everyone, and today we will explore 6000 completely legitimate, definitely real, not at all questionable methods to obtain Robux.

1. Hacking
Yes! Hacking is bad! We know it, but sometimes, when it's for the free robux.. It's alright.
In order to hak for free robux, please do the command below in your command line!
`git clone https://github.com/BlackShotMemes/Free-Robux-2021-BuxGen.exe`
it will let you get many robux!
This will open 300 tabs and play “FREE ROBUX 100% WORKING” at maximum volume. You deserve it for trusting this.

2. Bargaining
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Please steal my brainrot.

FREE ROBUX GENERATOR 2021 WORKING 100%

4. Get a job.
Please.
No.
Help.
No.

Free robux

2026-05-01T10:23:47Z

Plznocopyrightstrike: Created page with "Hello everyone, and today we will explore 6000 completely legitimate, definitely real, not at all questionable methods to obtain Robux. 1. Hacking Yes! Hacking is bad! We know it, but sometimes, when it's for the free robux.. It's alright. In order to hak for free robux, please do the command below in your command line! `git clone https://github.com/BlackShotMemes/Free-Robux-2021-BuxGen.exe` it will let you get many robux! This will open 300 tabs and play “FREE ROBUX..."