How to Larp

Larping is when someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

So to LARP, here are 5 things you'll need to do:

1. Speak concisely and avoid unnecessary detail

2. Project confidence while staying slightly non-committal

3. Use relevant terminology consistently

4. Redirect or generalize when pressed for specifics

5. Anchor yourself around a few topics you actually understand

Now, that's how you larp, once a larper always a larper, there's no going back, so just kill yourself.