Editing MediaWiki

= The UwU Tale of MediaWiki (aka: why it hates you but also loves you… kinda 💔✨) =

Once upon a time, in the chaotic wilds of the early internet 🌐, some brave nerds said:

“what if everyone could edit everything?? :3”

And thus, MediaWiki was born ✨🐣✨

It grew up to power Wikipedia, the big brain encyclopedia where millions of humans argue politely about commas and history 🧠📚

And then… it met you.

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== 🌸 Chapter 1: You, an innocent little user uwu ==

You arrive like:

<blockquote>
hewwo!! i just wanna make a cute template 🥺👉👈
</blockquote>

MediaWiki looks at you.

MediaWiki blinks.

MediaWiki hands you:

* <code><nowiki>{{{like this}}}</nowiki></code> 🌀
* <code><nowiki>[[like this]]</nowiki></code> 📦
* <code><nowiki>{{#if:what:is:this}}</nowiki></code> ❓
* Lua modules written in ancient wizard language 🔮

and says:

<blockquote>
good luck 💖
</blockquote>

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== 🌧️ Chapter 2: The First Error Message ==

You try something simple.

It explodes.

<pre>
Error 1
</pre>

No explanation. No hint. Just vibes.

You sit there like 😐

MediaWiki sits there like 😌

The universe continues spinning.

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== 💖 Chapter 3: Why it’s like this (spoiler: not for you, bestie) ==

MediaWiki wasn’t made to be cute and friendly like your favorite comfy game 🎮🌸

It was made to survive THIS:

* millions of edits per day ✏️
* bots doing weird robot things 🤖
* trolls trying to break everything 💀
* people editing pages from 2005 that must NEVER break 🪦

So instead of being like:

<blockquote>
hi user!! let me help u 🥺
</blockquote>

it’s more like:

<blockquote>
if you survive, you deserve to be here.
</blockquote>

very gatekeep. very girlboss.

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== 🧸 Chapter 4: The Syntax… oh no… ==

Normal software:
<blockquote>
click button → thing happens ✨
</blockquote>

MediaWiki:
<blockquote>
<code><nowiki>{{Template|param1=value|param2={{#if:suffering|yes|no}}}}</nowiki></code>
</blockquote>

You:
<blockquote>
what does this mean 😭
</blockquote>

MediaWiki:
<blockquote>
interpret it spiritually 💫
</blockquote>

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== 🌀 Chapter 5: Infinite Power, Infinite Confusion ==

Here’s the cursed truth:

MediaWiki can do almost anything.

Like actually:

* dynamic layouts 🧱
* logic systems 🧠
* random image generators 🎲
* full-on scripting with Lua 🐍

But instead of one clean way…

there are 17 ways, and 14 of them are haunted 👻

So you end up like:

<blockquote>
why does THIS template work but THIS one doesn’t??
</blockquote>

Answer: ancient magic ✨ (and also whitespace. it’s always whitespace.)

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== 💔 Chapter 6: Documentation (aka emotional damage) ==

You go read the docs.

They say:

<blockquote>
simply use Scribunto.
</blockquote>

simply.

S I M P L Y.

You don’t know what that is.

You click.

Now you’re reading about Lua environments and module exports like you accidentally enrolled in a computer science degree 🎓

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== 🌙 Chapter 7: The Transformation Arc ==

Something changes.

You suffer enough.

You debug enough.

You stare at enough brackets.

And one day…

you write something like:

<pre>
{{#if:{{{param|}}}|it works!!|it broke!!}}
</pre>

and it actually works.

You sit there.

Quiet.

Powerful.

A little unhinged.

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== ✨ Chapter 8: You become one of them ==

You start saying things like:

* oh yeah just use a module for that
* that’s a parser limitation
* did you purge the cache?

You used to be normal.

Now you’re… a MediaWiki user.

I’m sorry.

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== 💞 Final Thoughts (tsundere edition) ==

MediaWiki is not friendly.

It is not cute.

It will not hold your hand.

But…

it lets you build absurd, powerful, ridiculous things that shouldn’t even be possible in a wiki.

And once you tame it?

You kind of love it.

Not in a healthy way.

But still.

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Now go break something with triple braces again. That seems to be your natural habitat. 🫠